Canada minister misspeaks, seeks more sex stories

(Reuters) - A small but significant slip of the tongue had Canada's industry minister pleading for "more Canadian sex stories" on Monday, although he quickly insisted he was actually talking about success.

"We need more more Canadian sex stories," Tony Clement told an Ottawa crowd during a speech on the government's digital strategy.

A roar of laughter prevented him from correcting himself for a few seconds. "We need more Canadian SUCCESS stories ..." he said pausing to emphasize the correction, "... like RIM and its world-famous -- and now ubiquitous -- BlackBerry."

Teased by reporters about the slip, Clement insisted he had not been thinking about sex.

"The male brain is a very strange organ at times, isn't it? I have no explanation," he said.

"It really was not on my mind. I want to stress that for the record. It just sort of blurted out."

(Reporting by Louise Egan; editing by Janet Guttsman)

First time for everything

It was a hot, humid day and I was working on my car. I happened to look up and saw my neighbor in her tiny bikini walking out to the mail box to get her mail. Actually her swim suit left little to the imagination and the bounce of her breasts was quite pronounced.

On her way back she came over and said that seeing as it was so hot and humid if I would like to cool off in her swimming pool I was welcome. I mentioned that I didn't have a swim suit and she said "That's okay, with the high fence around the pool I don't wear one either most of the time."

With an invitation like that what normal man could resist. I had finished with the car so I put the tools away and went in the house to get the grease off my hands. Then I headed over to her back yard. I went through the gate into the back yard. The pool was quite large with cool refreshing looking water. She was laying on a chaise lounge, her swimsuit was nowhere to be seen. One of the first things I noticed was, no tan lines. Her breasts were not overly large or small, just a perfect pair with quarter size nipples. Further down was a one inch wide patch of black pubic hair that just covered her slit. "Come on, take off your clothes, the water is waiting for us." she said. With that I stripped off all my clothes. When I removed my shorts my cock sprang out in almost full erection.

"It sure looks like you need to cool off" she said. Then she got up and dived into the pool. I followed and the coolness of the water almost took my breath away. When I surfaced she was floating near by, her tits jutting above the water and the nipples were hard.

I rolled over on my back and she pointed and said "It looks like you have a periscope there." I looked down and saw my cock sticking up above the water. Instead of shrinking it had become fully erect, all 7 inches of it. "I'll bet you can't catch me" she said and then took off swimming for the other end of the pool. With several strong strokes I had almost caught her when she suddenly disappeared. The next thing I knew I could feel a hand around my cock. I put my head underwater and there she was with a smile on her face. She then moved closer to me and took my cock in her mouth. The warmth of her mouth and the coolness of the water almost set me off but I managed to not explode yet. She surfaced then and said "lets go up and lay out for a while and dry off."

We climbed out of the pool and spread some cushions and towels on the cement around the pool. She laid down next to me and then started kissing me. Slowly she worked her way down to my chest and then started sucking on my nipples. I had never had anyone do that before and it felt like someone was shooting an electrical charge from my nipples to my balls. After a few minutes of this she continued on south to my navel where she inserted her tongue as far as it would go. By this time her hands were playing with my cock and balls.

Next she was at my cock but instead of putting it in her mouth she moved it to one side and started nipping at my scrotum. She then took first one ball in her mouth and sucked it was another feeling that I had never felt before. Most women just manhandle a guy's balls but this one was sucking it into her mouth and rolling her tongue around it. Then she took the other one in her mouth. I asked her if she could take both of them but she said they were too large to fit in her mouth at once. Suddenly she switched positions so that her pussy was right in my face. "Eat my pussy" she said and then took the entire length of my cock down her throat. I reached up with both hands and spread the lips of her cunt open. It glistened with moisture and then I put my tongue in her hole. The taste was wonderful, it tasted so fresh and clean. I slid my tongue along her slit until I found her clit, I then sucked it into my mouth as though it were a tiny penis. Her clit was actually over one inch long and had a head on it like a cock.

As I was doing this she started to grind her pussy into my face and I knew she was almost ready to cum. I myself was almost ready to cum from her sucking my cock. She suddenly let out a series of moans as she reached her climax. Her throat muscles contracted around my cock and I let loose with one of the biggest loads of cum I had ever shot. There was so much that it ran out of her mouth and down my sac before dropping on the towel I was laying on. When we both recovered she said "Let's go for a swim and then I want you to fuck me." We swam for a little while then got back up on the edge of the pool. We laid down on the cushions and towels and started playing around. She played with my cock and balls again as I fingered her slit and pussy. I put my finger up her hole and then took it out and replaced it with my thumb. Because of the way the thumb tilts in a womans pussy it is easy to find her G spot. When you do this they will start to thrash around and moan and then reach another orgasm. "Put your cock in me you fucker" she said, "I want to feel it all the way up my pussy until you hit my cervix. Come on, fuck me hard, I want you to fill my womb with all your cum."

I had never had a woman talk to me like this, mostly they just laid there as I slid my cock in and out of them until I shot a load of cum inside them. This was really a first time. My cock slid in and out of her, faster and faster, suddenly I felt the tension in my balls and knew I was going to explode. I shoved my cock as far into her as I could and then let loose with what seem liked a gallon of cum.

I laid there with my cock buried inside her until it shrank and finally slipped out. I looked at her cunt and saw a stream of cum trickling down over her ass hole.

"You'll have to work on your car more often so you can come over and going swimming." she said.

Sea Breeze- a very great romantic story

The air is soft and warm on this perfect summer day. The kind of day spent walking hand in hand, feeling the smooth sand between your bare toes, listening to the rolling waves washing ashore and seagulls in the distance. A day begging to be savored forever.

We awoke before dawn this morning, having planned a special retreat away from the children. Our bags were packed the night before and stowed in the trunk of your little red sportscar. We watched the sunrise as we drove the two hours to our romantic hideaway, stealing secret glances and knowing smiles all the way there.

Our little white cabin sits off a pathway between the sand dunes and tall beachgrass. Just big enough for two, the cabin is light and rustic, decorated with special treasures we had scavenged along the beach. Driftwood, seaglass, bits of bleached coral, pretty seashells and dried sea sponges adorn the tiny cabin. The golden morning light sparkles through the little windows, spreading bits of magical glitter throughout the room.

At last we are alone. We can finally relax and do nothing at all, or everything we dream. No need to drive anywhere because we brought everything we will need for our weekend. So, I decide to open the bottle of Dom Perignon and pour us two glasses. As I'm pouring, I look at you standing in the sunlight and notice your hair has lightened this summer. You look like you did on the day we met. A fresh faced California boy with sun bleached blond hair and a charming, yet shy smile. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you over 20 years ago. My heart jumps a beat as I remember.

You catch me looking at you and smile. I hand you your glass of champagne and we make a toast, "to us". Short and simple and filled with possibilities. The champagne makes my mouth tingle. We sip our glasses until they are empty and I fill them again. My cheeks are rosy and my head is warm and fuzzy from the champagne. I'm feeling sexy and playful.

I decide I'll make the first move and I reach around your neck and pull your mouth to mine. Oh how sweet and warm your mouth feels. I taste the champagne on your tongue. As we kiss, my hands massage your firm ass in your swim trunks. I can feel my desire growing as my thighs become flushed with warmth. Suddenly I separate, reaching for the two towels folded on the breakfast table. I think I'd like to finish this game on the beach. I head toward the door, my breasts jiggling as I skip away in my little pink bikini. You smile with a little spark in your eyes as you run after me.

As I sprint down the pathway, I'm ahead of you, giggling at you to catch me. Your legs are longer and it doesn't take a moment before you race past me, taking the towels and grabbing my bikini top strings, pulling the bow undone as you fly by. The top falls to the sand and my newly bare breasts bounce freely as I run toward you, laughing and breathless. The beach is empty as we head for the waves, my topless body warming in the sunshine. As you reach the shoreline, you quickly unfold the towels, waiting for me to catch up.

I reach you and fall gleefully on the soft white towels you've laid out. "I need some tanning oil, will you rub it on me?" I ask you knowingly. Of course you oblige and pop open the shiny brown bottle of oil that smells like coconuts and pina coladas. "I need some here", pointing to my naked white breasts. You pour a puddle into the palm of your hand, letting the warm oil drip playfully between my breasts. Your strong hands massage the oil over my chest with long, smooth strokes, my nipples begin to harden as you rub in the oil. You pinch my hard nipples between your fingers, making me gasp with delight. Mmmmmmm, rubbing the slippery oil on my nipples makes my pussy wet and tingly. Just then, I look up and notice the outline of your stiff cock through your thin nylon swim trunks. Now it's your turn.

I drizzle some warm oil in my palms and rub my hands together. I reach up the leg of your swim trunks and massage the slippery oil onto your smooth, shaved balls, and up and down your thick shaft, paying special attention to the head. Your cock throbs and fills with a rush of blood as it hardens even more. I gasp as I feel your cock harden, I'm totally aroused. I feel my pussy beginning to pulse as I imagine your long, stiff dick inside me.

You push me down on the towel, pinning my shoulders as you lay above me, a sensual gleam in your eyes makes me blush. Yes, it's exactly what I want. Your oily hand reaches into my bikini bottom and I arch my back with pleasure. My breath quickens as you tickle my clit, and tease my cunt with your fingers, while slipping my bikini bottom off and throwing it in the sand.

I lay there looking up into your dreamy eyes, my naked oiled body shimmering in the sun. You check over your shoulders to scout for movement, but we are completely alone. You pull your swim trunks off and lay them on the towel beside me. Your cock is swollen and rock hard, a delicious sight. "Let's do it in the ocean", I suggest.

Your soft hands wrap around my waist and you pull me up off the towel. I kiss you again, flickering my tongue around your juicy mouth, "Let's go", I say. We hold hands as we run into the warm water, the waves splashing up our legs until the water rushes high on our hips. We walk in deeper until my breasts float upon the water. Our naked bodies are perfectly covered by the ocean.

You grab me tightly and pull my legs up to straddle your hips. I throw my head back into the waves as I slip onto your cock, floating weightless in the soothing current. Oh fuck! It feels so good. I scream with pleasure as you penetrate. Your smooth hands hold me around my waist as you slide my body effortlessly on and off your pulsing rod. Holy shit, your cock feels so good in my pussy, I moan loudly as the waves roll over my body.

I can feel my body starting to climax with each wave that rushes over me, swirling the water over my clit. Oh God, don't stop. You see my wet, hard nipples glisten above the waves in the morning sunlight. Fuck me harder. You feel my pussy tighten and squeeze around your cock as I come close to orgasm. You grip my weightless body and pull me back onto your throbbing dick, thrusting harder and deeper. Fuck me! Fuck me! I scream with pleasure, oh my god! My breath is short and fast as I moan louder.

I pinch my nipples between my fingers and twist them as you ram harder into my pussy. I'm almost there. My hips rock in the waves, you feel my cunt starting to pulsate. Your balls tighten as you hold off blowing your load until I cum. The rim of your head swells with ecstacy, rubbing the inside of my tight, hot cunt. You pull me close against your body. My hips begin to thrust wildly, grinding my clit against your skin. Oh God, I'm coming! I say breathless. You thrust deep inside me as your dick explodes, spewing your hot cum inside. Waves crash over us as our wet bodies rock together in ecstacy.

My head rushes with a delicious warm tingling sensation. I float on the waves, still straddling your cock as it slowly begins to soften. You feel the warm current washing over your balls and listen as the gentle seabreeze whispers our love. A perfect beginning to our romantic weekend alone. I love you, forever and always.